do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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