Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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