My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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