There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
