That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
