I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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