I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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