Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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