next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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