I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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