She's like a pop up book from hell.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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