what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Is it penis luge time yet?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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