I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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