Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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