just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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