so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
sex in a hospital.. check
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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