What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
