Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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