All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
its liver damage thursday
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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