i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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