Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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