Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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