i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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