they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
