I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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