I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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