He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I need moral support for this bender
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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