She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he fucked my hip out of place.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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