before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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