think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
