just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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