I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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