I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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