with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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