so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
