do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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