Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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