six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
tell me about the fingering
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