he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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