Where are you?
In a non slutty way
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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