Im at strip club and am horny
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
God, I missed his penis.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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