I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Boobs are out for the taking
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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