You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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