My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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