Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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