If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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