Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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