he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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