The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm jealous of your bromance
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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