susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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